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I. I didn’t wash my hair today. Ii. I wish I was high. But i don’t like to smoke. Iii. My fingernails are dirty 80% of the time. Advertisements

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21st Century Romantic Illusions

I just wanna find someone who will make me put my phone down. And not check it when I wake up. I want to not want to take pictures of us. I want someone to cut me off. I want … Continue reading

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Leave a Voicemail

Pull the past out of my ass and hang it from your Christmas tree in June. Or July. Even late fall…heck, I don’t care. Throw it out in the trash. I’ll lose some weight that way. I’ll cut some pounds. … Continue reading

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Read Me

Send me the link So I can gobble up your garbage. And listen to the fucking blah blah blah of your kitty-cat silence and boredom. Do’s & Don’t’s Exist in Transcendent Bliss on the beach of our humping passions where … Continue reading

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How my Best Friend became my Wife…3 times and counting…

I have been married 3 times now to the same person. She always leaves me for another flame. But then she always wants me back. And I always take her back. Without question or hesitation. I love her. And I … Continue reading

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